| General Custer | Where did all them fucking Indians come from? |
| Mayor of Hiroshima | What the fuck was that? |
| Captain of the Titanic | Where's all the fucking water coming from? |
| Michelangelo | You want me to paint WHAT on the fucking ceiling ? |
| Einstein | Any fucker could understand that |
| Donald Campbell | The fucking throttle is stuck |
| Anne Boleyn | Heads are going to fucking roll |
| Richard Nixon | Who's going to fucking know ? |
| Niki Lauda | I thought I could fucking smell petrol |
| Picasso | It DOES fucking look like her |
| Christopher Columbus | Where the fuck are we ? |
| Michael Jackson | It's a fucking skin condition |
| Pythagarus | How the fuck did you work that one out ? |
| Walt Disney | Fuck a duck |
| Joan of Arc | I don't suppose it will fucking rain |
| Miss Marples | I haven't got a fucking clue |
| Noah | Scattered showers, my fucking arse |