| General Custer |
Where did all them fucking Indians come from? |
| Mayor of Hiroshima |
What the fuck was that? |
| Captain of the Titanic |
Where's all the fucking water coming from? |
| Michelangelo |
You want me to paint WHAT on the fucking ceiling ? |
| Einstein |
Any fucker could understand that |
| Donald Campbell |
The fucking throttle is stuck |
| Anne Boleyn |
Heads are going to fucking roll |
| Richard Nixon |
Who's going to fucking know ? |
| Niki Lauda |
I thought I could fucking smell petrol |
| Picasso |
It DOES fucking look like her |
| Christopher Columbus |
Where the fuck are we ? |
| Michael Jackson |
It's a fucking skin condition |
| Pythagarus |
How the fuck did you work that one out ? |
| Walt Disney |
Fuck a duck |
| Joan of Arc |
I don't suppose it will fucking rain |
| Miss Marples |
I haven't got a fucking clue |
| Noah |
Scattered showers, my fucking arse |